"Fucking sand" beach towel

€27.50

€22.00

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Sand sticks, scratches, annoys… and this towel says it loud for you.
Lightweight, compact, and comes with its own pouch to keep sand out of your life (and your bag).
Made for beach lovers with zero tolerance for sandy drama.

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Beach towel with a message and its own carry bag

Sand sticks, itches, turns up in the car three weeks later and always ends up inside the sandwich. This towel says so on its owner's behalf in very large letters, so nobody has to repeat it every fifteen minutes: it's readable from the front row of parasols, which is rather the point.

It's light and compact, folds down to nothing and comes with its own little bag, so you don't take half the beach home with you.

Why it works as a gift

It's the summer present that gets used the same day it's given. It lands with anyone who loves the beach and hates the sand in equal measure, and it works for hen weekends, July birthdays and a summer Secret Santa. It's part of a collection of message beach towels alongside "puto calor", "better late than ugly" and "yo no sudo, brillo".